Total Medals Earned: 685 (From 169 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,510 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
get wormpilled
Reach a depth of 1000m
Eat 100 gems in a row without stopping or hitting tnt
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/460 points)
Die by your own bombs.
"Another skeleton, a shady one... most of them are, to be fair."
"Looks like he has places to go to, and to possibly bomb down."
"You approached Bertha, Captain Grog's cursed Gallion."
"He might look like a 'regular' skeleton, but he never skips femur day."
"You're bound to explod-*coff*.. explore the seven seas."
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/125 points)
Get Weapon 1
Get Weapon 2
Get Weapon 3
Find First Secret
Find First Pet
Beat Game
Beat Game on Hard
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/170 points)
Gravity is no more.
Finish a button level
Die to a spike
Run out of charges
Pass thru a gravity grid
Now they're timed?
Because 2 wasn't enought.
Finish the game.
Die less than 25 times.
Use less than 100 charges
Finish the game in less than 10 minutes.
Finish the game in 5 minutes without dying once.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (45/420 points)
Enter the basement
Ace twenty rooms
Clear Miriam's house of mice
Collect every pellet
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times